Recently received this little gem from a potential client:
We will study the proposal and hopefully can come up with something positive to close the expectation gap.
In other words: “You’re just too darn expensive!” … close the expectation gap, my foot.
Wouldn’t the world work a whole lot more effectively if people just said what they were thinking?
More on the art of spewing nonsense here: Redundant Hyperbolic Corporate-speak (Or, Stop Writing Bullshit)
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